Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Audiobook by Stephen Fry

“I wish to hear you’re coaching rough, Potter, or I may just alternate my mind about punishing you.”

Then she all of a sudden smiled.

“Your father would had been proud,” she stated. “He was once an great Quidditch player himself.”

“you are joking.”

It was dinnertime. Harry had just completed telling Ron what had occurred when he’d left the grounds with Professor McGonagall. Ron had a section of steak and kidney pie midway to his mouth, but he’d forgotten all about it.

“Seeker?” he said. “however first years on no account — you must be the youngest house player in a couple of century, mentioned Harry, shoveling pie into his mouth. He felt chiefly hungry after the excitement of the afternoon. “timber advised me.”

Ron was so amazed, so impressed, he simply sat and gaped at Harry.

“I coaching subsequent week,” mentioned Harry. “best don’t inform someone, wood wishes to keep it a secret.”

Fred and George Weasley now got here into the hall, noticed Harry, and hurried over.

“well done,” said George in a low voice. “wooden advised us. We’re on the crew too — Beaters.”

“I tell you, we’re going to win that Quidditch cup for definite this 12 months,”

mentioned Fred. “we’ve not won when you consider that Charlie left, but this 12 months’s workforce goes to be brilliant. You need to be excellent, Harry, wood used to be practically skipping when he told us.”

“Anyway, we’ve got bought to head, Lee Jordan reckons he is discovered a new secret passageway out of the university.”

“guess it is that one in the back of the statue of Gregory the Smarmy that we found in our first week. See you.”

Fred and George had hardly ever disappeared when any individual some distance less welcome grew to become up: Malfoy, flanked through Crabbe and Goyle.

“Having a last meal, Potter? When are you getting the educate again to the Muggles?”

“you are quite a bit braver now that you are back on the bottom and you’ve got bought your little buddies with you,” stated Harry coolly. There was of course nothing at all little about Crabbe and Goyle, but because the excessive desk was once full of lecturers, neither of them might do more than crack their knuckles and scowl.

“i would take you on whenever on my own,” said Malfoy. “Tonight, if you wish to have.

Wizard’s duel. Wands best — no contact. What’s the subject? By no means heard of a wizard’s duel earlier than, I think?”

“Of path he has,” stated Ron, wheeling around. “i am his 2nd, who’s yours?”

Malfoy looked at Crabbe and Goyle, sizing them up.

“Crabbe,” he said. “midnight all proper? We are going to meet you within the trophy room; that’s at all times unlocked.”

When Malfoy had gone, Ron and Harry checked out each other. “what’s a wizard’s duel?” stated Harry. “And what do you imply, you are my second?”

“well, a second’s there to take over if you happen to die,” said Ron casually, getting began at final on his cold pie. Catching the look on Harry’s face, he delivered quickly, “but individuals simplest die in right duels, you already know, with actual wizards. Probably the most you and Malfoy’ll be competent to do is ship sparks at each and every different. Neither of you knows adequate magic to do any real injury. I wager he anticipated you to refuse, anyway.”

“And what if I wave my wand and nothing occurs?”

“Throw it away and punch him on the nostril,” Ron instructed. “Excuse me.”

They each regarded up. It was once Hermione Granger.

“can’t a person eat in peace in this place?” said Ron.

Hermione omitted him and spoke to Harry.

“i could not support overhearing what you and Malfoy were saying –”

“bet you would,” Ron muttered.

“–and you shouldn’t go wandering around the institution at night, feel of the aspects you’ll be able to lose Gryffindor if you’re caught, and you’re certain to be.

It is really very egocentric of you.”

“And it can be fairly none of your corporation,” mentioned Harry.

“goodbye,” mentioned Ron.

The entire same, it wasn’t what you’ll call the ideal finish to the day, Harry idea, as he lay wide awake a lot later taking note of Dean and Seamus falling asleep (Neville wasn’t back from the sanatorium wing). Ron had spent all evening giving him advice corresponding to “If he tries to curse you, you would higher ward off it, seeing that I cannot recollect methods to block them.”

There was a very good risk they were going to get caught by Filch or Mrs. Norris, and Harry felt he was pushing his good fortune, breaking an additional institution rule in these days. However, Malfoys sneering face stored looming up out of the darkness – this used to be his massive danger to beat Malfoy face-to-face. He couldn’t omit it.

“1/2-past eleven,” Ron muttered at last, “we’d higher go.”

They pulled on their bathrobes, picked up their wands, and crept throughout the tower room, down the spiral staircase, and into the Gryffindor usual room. A few embers had been nonetheless glowing within the fireplace, turning the entire armchairs into hunched black shadows. They’d just about reached the portrait gap when a voice spoke from the chair nearest them, “I are not able to consider you are going to do this, Harry.”

A lamp flickered on. It was once Hermione Granger, carrying a crimson bathrobe and a frown.

“You!” mentioned Ron furiously. “go back to bed!”

“I close to informed your brother,” Hermione snapped, “Percy — he is a prefect, he’d put a discontinue to this.”

Harry could not suppose someone might be so interfering.

“Come on,” he mentioned to Ron. He pushed open the portrait of the fat woman and climbed via the hole.

Hermione wasn’t going to quit that simply. She adopted Ron via the portrait gap, hissing at them like an irritated goose.

“do not you care about Gryffindor, do you simplest care about yourselves, I don’t want Slytherin to win the condominium cup, and you’ll lose all of the points I got from Professor McGonagall for knowing about Switching Spells.”

“Go away.” “All correct, but I warned you, you just keep in mind what I stated when you are on the teach house the next day, you are so –”

however what they have been, they failed to discover. Hermione had grew to become to the portrait of the fat girl to get again inside of and discovered herself going through an empty painting. The fat girl had long gone on a middle of the night talk over with and Hermione used to be locked out of Gryffindor tower.

“Now what am I going to do?” she requested shrilly.

“that’s your trouble,” mentioned Ron. “we’ve acquired to head, we three re going to be late.”

They hadn’t even reached the top of the corridor when Hermione caught up with them.

“i’m coming with you,” she said.

“you aren’t.”

“D’you suppose i will stand out right here and wait for Filch to catch me? If he finds all three of us i’m going to tell him the truth, that I was seeking to stop you, and you can again me up.”

“you could have received some nerve –” mentioned Ron loudly.

“Shut up, both of you!” said Harry sharply. I heard something.”

It was once a sort of snuffling.

“Mrs. Norris?” breathed Ron, squinting via the dark.

It wasn’t Mrs. Norris. It used to be Neville. He was curled up on the floor, speedy asleep, however jerked instantly unsleeping as they crept nearer.

“Thank goodness you discovered me! I’ve been out right here for hours, i could not recollect the new password to get in to bed.”

“maintain your voice down, Neville. The password’s ‘Pig snout’ nevertheless it won’t support you now, the fats girl’s long past off somewhere.”

“How’s your arm?” said Harry.

“high-quality,” mentioned Neville, showing them. “Madam Pomfrey mended it in a few minute.”

“good – good, appear, Neville, we’ve got acquired to be somewhere, we are going to see you later –”

“do not depart me!” said Neville, scrambling to his toes, “i do not need to keep right here by myself, the Bloody Baron’s been prior twice already.”

Ron checked out his watch and then glared furiously at Hermione and Neville.

“If either of you get us caught, i will by no means leisure except I’ve discovered that Curse of the Bogies Quirrell instructed us about, and used it on you.

Hermione opened her mouth, probably to tell Ron exactly tips on how to use the Curse of the Bogies, but Harry hissed at her to be quiet and beckoned all of them ahead.

They flitted along corridors striped with bars of moonlight from the excessive windows. At every flip Harry anticipated to run into Filch or Mrs. Norris, however they had been lucky. They sped up a staircase to the third floor and tiptoed toward the trophy room.

Malfoy and Crabbe weren’t there yet. The crystal trophy circumstances glimmered the place the moonlight caught them. Cups, shields, plates, and statues winked silver and gold in the darkness. They edged along the partitions, preserving their eyes on the doors at both finish of the room. Harry took out his wand in case Malfoy leapt in and started immediately. The minutes crept by using.

“he’s late, maybe he’s chickened out,” Ron whispered.

Then a noise in the subsequent room made them bounce. Harry had only simply raised his wand after they heard someone converse -and it wasn’t Malfoy.

“Sniff around, my candy, they maybe lurking in a nook.”

It used to be Filch speaking to Mrs. Norris. Horror-struck, Harry waved madly on the other three to follow him as speedily as viable; they scurried silently toward the door, far from Filch’s voice. Neville’s robes had barely whipped round the corner after they heard Filch enter the trophy room.

“they’re in here someplace,” they heard him mutter, “in most cases hiding.”

“this fashion!” Harry mouthed to the others and, petrified, they started out to creep down a protracted gallery filled with suits of armor. They could hear Filch getting nearer. Neville all of the sudden let loose a apprehensive squeak and broke into a run -he tripped, grabbed Ron around the waist, and the pair of them toppled proper right into a suit of armor.

The clanging and crashing had been sufficient to wake the whole fort.

“RUN!” Harry yelled, and the four of them sprinted down the gallery, not watching back to look whether or not Filch was once following — they swung around the doorpost and galloped down one corridor then an additional, Harry within the lead, with none inspiration where they have been or where they were going — they ripped by means of a tapestry and determined themselves in a hidden passageway, hurtled alongside it and came out near their Charms study room, which they knew used to be miles from the trophy room.

“I consider now we have lost him,” Harry panted, leaning towards the cold wall and wiping his brow. Neville was bent double, wheezing and spluttering.

I — informed -you,” Hermione gasped, clutching at the stitch in her chest, “I — instructed — you.”

“we now have obtained to get again to Gryffindor tower,” stated Ron, “speedily as viable.”

“Malfoy tricked you,” Hermione said to Harry. “You have an understanding of that, don’t you? He was never going to fulfill you — Filch knew any one was once going to be within the trophy room, Malfoy have to have tipped him off.”

Harry concept she was once traditionally correct, however he wasn’t going to inform her that.

“Let’s go.”

It wasn’t going to be that easy. They hadn’t gone greater than a dozen paces when a doorknob rattled and whatever got here shooting out of a school room in entrance of them.

It was once Peeves. He caught sight of them and gave a squeal of pride.

“Shut up, Peeves — please — you’ll get us thrown out.”

Peeves cackled.

“Wandering round at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you’ll be able to get caughty.”

“now not for those who do not supply us away, Peeves, please.”

“should inform Filch, I should,” said Peeves in a saintly voice, however his eyes glittered wickedly. “it is in your own excellent, you realize.”

“Get out of the best way,” snapped Ron, taking a swipe at Peeves this was once a large mistake.

“students away from bed!” Peeves bellowed, “scholars off the bed DOWN THE CHARMS hall”

Ducking below Peeves, they ran for his or her lives, proper to the tip of the hall where they slammed into a door — and it was locked.

“this is it!” Ron moaned, as they pushed helplessly on the door, “We’re completed for! This is the top!” They would hear footsteps, Filch jogging as rapid as he would toward Peeves’s shouts.

“Oh, transfer over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wand, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”

The lock clicked and the door swung open — they piled through it, shut it speedily, and pressed their ears against it, listening.

“Which approach did they go, Peeves?” Filch was pronouncing. “rapid, inform me.”

“Say ‘please.”‘ “don’t mess with me, Peeves, now the place did they go?”

“Shan’t say nothing in the event you don’t say please,” stated Peeves in his demanding singsong voice.